EPA Pooper Polluter

Someone is pooping in the hallway of the EPA building in Denver. Really.

"DENVER — The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), a federal office charged with keeping the outside world safe for U.S. citizens, is apparently having some issues keeping the hallways of its own Denver building safe for employees.

Or at the very least, they’re having some difficulty keeping their employees from defecating in the hallways, according to an email that was circulated by management to Region 8 EPA employees in Denver earlier this year.

Those incidents including clogging the bathroom toilets with paper towels and “an individual placing feces in the hallway.”

For those who might think this sort of incident is out of character for the EPA, you might reconsider. According to GovExec.com, EPA employees have also recently been investigated for building secret man caves in an EPA warehouse, posing as CIA agents to get unlimited vacation time and using the majority of the work day to watch pornography."

"WTF? The EPA pollutes its own hallways? And this U.S. federal agency is in charge of protecting the environment, while its own employees are pooping in the hallway? And we taxpayers are funding this shit???"