under the bed

NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Authorities say a man living in a suburban Philadelphia assisted-living facility has lost his housing subsidy after officials found a prostitute underneath his bed.

Uri Monson tells The Intelligencer in Doylestown the man, believed to be in his 70s, paid prostitutes using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents.

Monson says the man was a "more mobile gentleman" who went on booze runs for his neighbors.

He hired prostitutes and hid them under his bed? OK, that's a little weird. In any event, any guy in his 70's that can perform with a prostitute should not only be forgiven for hiding her under the bed, he should get a standing ovation from the assisted-living staff!