I stopped smoking in 1 day

I stopped smoking in 1 day. Thanks to electronic cigarettes. I smoked a pack a day for 50 years and, thanks solely to e-cigs, I stopped smoking in 1 day. It has been 3 years and 10 months since 1 smoked a cigarette. I don't even want a cigarette.

Thanks to using e-cigarettes instead of smoking cigarettes, I feel better, I feel 10 years younger, and I don't stink! Plus, I have saved thousands of dollars by using e-cigs as opposed to tobacco cigarettes.

I couldn't be happier.

And the government wants to prevent me from doing this???